Bro Job

A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.

Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.

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pastels

boobs

I love going to math class, my teachers got nice pastels.

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Kwince

1. A vagina or pussy

2. A derogatory term for a female

1. She stuffed a flask in her kwince and smuggled it into the school dance.

2. I told that kwince not to sass me.

Iint

Another name for braiding your pubes to your facial hair.

Jumbo Joe’s French braid from his pubes to his beard is one of the finest iints in the league.

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."