South Lyon

A typical old United States city, where everyone has so little to do that they bitch on Facebook about the town all the time. Full of people who were here when there was a buffalo farm on the corner and people who moved here because they heard it was whiter than white. Filled with hickville homes with plastic for insulation on the windows or McMansions that most can't afford. The big happening in the town is a trashy pumpkinfest once a year with a parade that literally is 2-3 hours of everyone and everything in the town on display, including 5 dance schools (with most of the teeny kids wearing so little), 2 matching bands, The town mayor, and lots of unheard of organizations. The town hosts 11 pizza take outs, 7 car parts stores , 3 or maybe it's 4 resale shops and little else. The people of South Lyon go into a tail spin for month when something like a Tim Hortons is being built. 95% of the population attends church although if you read what they say on social media you would never think it was a religion based community.

I live in South Lyon because it doesn't have any of "those " people and it still has old town America values.

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