Women

EVIL!

Women = EVIL!

I'll prove it.
Women = time * money

We know that time = money so...

Women = money * money or money©÷

We also know that money is the root of all evil/ ¡îmoney = evil so...

Women = ¡îmoney©÷ so...

Women = EVIL!

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turkey

Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.

Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"

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