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When you like a girl’s old pictures on Instagram
Justin was tone setting on Jothi’s Instagram before he slid into her DMs.
Someone who masturbates with both hands
Kyle said he doesn’t want uneven arms so he became an ambiwhacker.
The state above being buzzed after ingesting copious amounts of nicotine.
“Jeff, are you alright man?”
“Dude, I just took down a full pack of cigs and packed a double lip. I’m completely zicked.”