Wal-mart

A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

29👍 21👎

The screen savers

A Show that has almost no adult supervision since two-thirds of the cast quit/got pinkslipped, and sometimes has no adult supervision at all.
Yoshi doesn't count as adult supervision, as he uses sharp objects & things that blow up.

The old screen savers was better than the new.

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This Land

A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry

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Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

76👍 72👎

Livewire

Possibly the worst incarnation of Mountain Dew ever. No idea why they chose to continue it in 2004, It didn't pass our taste tests in 2003 (7.1 Overall.)
Drink some Pineapple Soda infused with Red Bull instead. (9.6 Overall.)

Livewire is just trying to cash in with the 'ieet h4x0r' crowd.

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Dollar store

Where to go if you're a rich pimp wanting much more class than the 99 cent store.

None o' that 99 cent crap, Jeeves. To tha dollar store.

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Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

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