MPS

Acronym: Miserable Prick Syndrome
A medical illness term for when you become a miserable prick for no reason. Comparable to a woman’s, But for men

Charlie got hungry and had to wait a few hours to eat so MPS kicked in.

Charlie ate Chick-fil-A, and suddenly he had a case of MPS.

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The Reedman

When you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars... (Specifically Reedman Auto World) and have lots of crazy sex in said unlocked cars.

I stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away...
or
Hey man, I pulled the reedman today... What do you mean? I mean i fucked your mom in a Tahoe when she took me car shopping.