Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

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Fire Flaps

When a girl had so much sex that her curtains become inflamed, red and swollen. Also present in people with herpes, gonnoria and aids.

we had so much of each other last night, I have been walking around with fire flaps all day!

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McFanny

A vagina that is the size of a McDonnalds double cheese burger. It carries so much filth around it is like the burger with all the extra garnish and sauces like mayo, gherkins and onions.

The girl I slept with last night had such a McFanny on her!

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