cocksworthy

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex

Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?

ciderize

To make alcoholic cider from base ingrediants and in the style of West England

We ciderized a bunch of apples and plums t'day!

britsplaining

To explain or translate a lower form of english into a more smarter sounding "British" version.

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To correct a lower form of english into a higher form while in the process of belittling the victim

Person 1"Are all ar y'alls as totally stoked about that dive as i am dudes?"

Person 2 "Why yes, i was rather feeling quite impressed by that fair drinking estblishment"

Person 1 "Dude why y'all always Britsplaining to me, it could be Kryton or Lister, but dude, always me!"

Persone 2 "im British"

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