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When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU donât prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
Term for when long stored,backed up male ejaculate is emancipated, extracted and projected (rope-like warp propulsion, semen torpedos) like when Luke tripped that dopey ATAT in Empire
Me: Hey Buddy, howâd last night go?
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.
Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They askâd her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.
Maâam would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes
Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.
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When ur ewok cock gets its spring sprungfrom that spicy senorita siphoe
This siphoe layin back like dat gonna...too late. I got wub nub chubbed
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When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.
Girlâ¦I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!
MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock
This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)
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