Charlie

A fucking dickhead who is worse than Stalin and Hitler combined. The literal spawn of Satan. Plays Fortnite. With a tiny dick
Not every Charlie but if their last name is 'long' then fuck them

Charlie: exists
Jesus: fuck you
God : fuck you
Literally everyone: fuck you

Scotland

Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.

Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland

Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.

Person 1: it's the man skirt place

Person 2: oh....THAT place

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Disappointment

Me

"your a disappointment you fucking useless failure. We never want to see you again"- my parents 17th February 2017