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Britland

Britland Home to the Britlandish people, Britland is known to be the more evil side of Britain. Their national greeting is them drinking tea and then spitting it on another person. They must always carry a kettle, electric or gas, at all times when in public otherwise people may see them as a piece of meat and therefore they may try eating you. It is located under Britain as you need to enter through a really peculiar subway to enter. The Britlandish often work at the teabag mine as it is one of the only forms of income for the city. Another common trait of a Britlandish citizen is having mugs already pre-filled with tea (yes it may be a day old but…) as they think it is necessary for their survival. It is a wacky city with quite the vibrant community. There are approximately 6 shops, 5 of them being tea sellers and the one being a teabag holder shop. Overall, it is a fun place to visit and the people will greet you with welcoming arms?

Dude I fucking hate the Britlandish people. Erm don’t you mean the British people? Nooo!

by Britland Hater July 19, 2024


Britland

Home to the Britlandish people, Britland is quite the place to visit. Their national greeting is drinking a lukewarm cup of tea and spitting it out upon another person. It is mandatory that when in public you carry around a kettle (boiled or not) to be respected as a person. If you are spotted without one, people often will mistake you for a day old piece of meat and may attempt to eat you or make a roast out of you. Britland sits under the city of Londonesia and the only way in is through a very peculiar Subway. You will probably find the common Britlandish people working in the teabag mines as it is one of the only sources of income in Britland. Another common trait of a Britlandish is that you will often find their cupboards stuffed with cups of tea (Yes they may be a day old but…) because they believe it is mandatory for their lives. Britland has a fun and vibrant community with there being tea drinking competitions, TV series like HOARDERS, TEA EDITION & approximately 6 great shops to visit in Britland. 5 of which are tea stores and the other one being a tea holder shop, so you get everything. Overall, Britland is a vibrant place with nice people that will grand you with open arms?

Dude I fucking hate the Britlandish! Wait do you mean the British? NOOOOO!!

by Britland Hater July 19, 2024