Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck
Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man Iâm a disappointment.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.
Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.
Person 2: Lol not my child bye