Adam

Adam is a kind good hearted person in his own mind.If you get the lucky chance to know an “Adam“,he’s definitely someone you want to keep close and around.On the down side,as close as you should stay to an Adam, you should probably keep you’re belongings even closer. Adam’s are white with oily hair,and skin. Tend to have several breakouts,sometimes even on his genitals,due to lack of hygiene. Most Adams particularly lack in the shaft area & are known to be “lazy lovers”. Adam’s are some of the funniest people you will ever know,don’t let his humor fool you though,he will tell you a “joke” that he copyrighted off social media/friends. Adam’s are natural born followers but can also at times be narcissistic pricks. Good days for an Adam,he plays the “leader of the pack” role.Often Adams will claim they are emotionally detached from everyone, especially people he is obsessed with.Usually known to hide his feelings with the very dangerous substances such as drugs & alcohol, which in some cases may if severe may lead to hard times of maintaining a job or moving out of his grandmas basement.In result beware this can cause loser denial and make him a salty salmon who must make EVERYTHING a “competition”.If you have an “Adam” in your life, hold onto him tight because he will blow away in the wind..like a used tissue.

Catch phrases that an “Adam“ may use:
“Mom, cigarettes”
“This is real life nigga, the fuck?”
“I ain’t cut like dat”

“He lasted a good three minutes! He’s such an Adam!!”
“Omgosh, that’s soo unfair.. he lasted 2 with me!”