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A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggendddâ¦..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*
Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Whereâd you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?
Pops the let down: wassup homie? Whatâs new?
Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!
Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!
1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.
2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
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Crass money maker: hey Iâm sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?
Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look itâs literally out because thatâs the law!
Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!
Crass money maker: you canât fake the fuck buster, you canât fake the fuck.
Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!
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Lit boss: hey crew Iâm going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Donât wait up.
Salty crew: donât let âem see your poker face or your boner face.
Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
Acting or being like or similar to a man named Quan! Quan being a cool yet righteous fellow of the men we know today. Yet sometimes the word can be used insultingly which would alter its meaning to a scared and wimpy little bitch of a man similar to that fucking ASS HOLE MOE!
Gent 1: hey that guy over there is about to dive in the sun while praying!
Gent 2: wow! He's so QUANISH!
Gent 2: TOTALLY.
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This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! Howâs school going?
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barryâs arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boyâs boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boyâs oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! Iâm literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh heâs sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and Iâd do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
An all-encompassing word/phrase which is mainly used to describe something that took place in second grade of elementary school typically with some chums. Also rarely used with a severely negative connotation and can even be derogatory when used against a small person or a dog to describe male genitalia.
Boy fine dine doe #1: yo remember when we flipped off our rabid a** teacher and Shem back flipped off the meatloaf in homeroom?
Boy slick nasty wit it #2: yooooo!! That was totally back-in-the-second-grade!!!!
Boy fine dine doe #2: OMG OMG LOML Iâm such a lumpy weeeeeeen! That was definitely back-in-the-second-grade!
A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. Itâs so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: ohâ¦myâ¦.fuckingâ¦fucksâ¦â¦.what the actual hell my dude!
Terry towels jr.: Iâm mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and thereâs nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
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A nick name for a chum or a bloke. A chum that can be characterized as small in size but big in heart. For what he lacks in pee-pee size he makes up for in heart. This also can describe someone who is a bit of a grease ball but itâs okay because itâs funny and when they fart and laugh it is grotesque but comedic relief in an awkward sitch (luck of the draw I suppose). Also this often is a bloke attracted to larger women
Big boss man: yo! Where tf is bross hoss?
Shmitty mikes: heâs probably off somewhere hiding his penis from view amongst a group of 5ft tall children. But at the same time donating his time and load to charity because heâs a good guy at heart but his heads just in the gutter.
Jay: nah!!!! Dudes probably off with some unit getting his rocks off!!
Big boss man: honestly you both are probably right cause thatâs bross hoss. I mean for crying out loud!!