Bud bump

A man to man hump in the rump. Typically a straight man who finds himself in need to be relieved may call on his gay or bi sexual friend to engage in a sex. Such as a Bro Job or manjob.

This is NOT gay!

Guy 1: Dude, I'm horny AF. Whatta ya say to a little bud bump in da bed!

Guy 2: Sure. I'm down.

bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

Ducockiss

A cool dude's cock that ya just wanna kiss.

I bet that hit guy has one hell of a ducockiss

Sharpietoo

A semi-permanant tattoo created using a common 'permanent' Sharpie marker.

Did you really think this through... It's a permanent tattoo! Nah, it's ok, it's just a Sharpietoo. (It will wash off in about a week or two)