woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

epicatunist

(ep·ic·a·tu·ni·st) ep-ik-uh-too-ni-st

a. a person who takes full advantage of epic moments.

b. some one who is good at finding epic moments

c. some one accreditedly epic

man, just look at phil riding that croc" "I know, what an epicatunist

Epicatunity

a. the act of being epic

2. unparalleled levels of awesomeness

n9ne. banana pancakes

1. "look at the way that guy handles that whip." "epicatunity." "befro good sir."

dos. the end of 300 as Dilios finishes his phenomenal speech and charges into battle would be an acceptable time to utter "epicatunity"