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Stray public hair visible outside a lady's panty line. Arguably equally applicable to men in this age of metrosexuality and manscaping.
"Darling, I spy loose baccy down there; you'd better get your strimmer into action!"
Urine, typically discharged first thing in the morning, which smells somewhat like the eponymous breakfast cereal. The effect is worse when the urinator is dehydrated, often after a few beers or more the night before. Like faeces, the smell may linger a while after flushing the toilet.
Darling, you could have warned me that was going to be a sugar puffs wee. Now I'll have to wait another 5 minutes before I have a shower!
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