Evade

Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged

Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass
Halo veteran- No man, he was using evade, you have to respect his maturity for not using invis or something gay

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Thanks, Bungie

A sarcastic comment used when playing Halo, usually when something really ridiculous happens in the game that pisses you off.

Wow, he didn't take any damage from that 'nade? Thanks, Bungie :P

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Drug Portfolio

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years

I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio

Bropium

Weed. Who needs opiates?

Let's go smoke some Bropium!

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Nade whoring

A term used on Halo multiplayer: the act of spamming grenades to get kills, usually used by n00bs when they cannot land a shot

Halo veteran- These kids can't beat my BR so now they're just nade whoring the lift

Too white

1. An excuse used primarily by white males when asked to do something unappealing.

2. A term used to describe someone who has no rhythm, coordination, and/or has ever used the infamous "think of the children" in a debate.

Aren't you a little too white for that?

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Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

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