Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

slacks

Pants that are especially prone to an unwanted crotch tent

I had to wear slacks to prom, and when she kissed me i think she noticed my crotch tent

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Sprint

Along with Evade, sprint is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged.

Guest- Should i teabag these kids? They're pretty bad
Brig- No man, they have the courtesy to use sprint, they deserve respect

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