DAS RITE

A way for a baller to enthusiastically ascertain the correctness of the situation.

Jebediah: "Oj brobi! You never guess what me 'n' the boyz did last night."
Demarcus: "Good evening, Jebediah! Please relieve me from the agony of not knowing, in detail, about your shenanigans."
Jebediah: "Me 'n' the boyz made out with Janice!"
Demarcus: "Interesting. Are you referring to Janice from the corner of 3rd and California?"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE!"

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Thesaurus'd it

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.

Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.

Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"

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