Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

brocain

A bro with a hot body that you can’t get enough of, so much so that you’re addicted to him.

“Sherri hasn’t been around lately.”

“That’s ‘cause she’s been hooked on that brocain, Brad.”