Early!

When you are the first, or one of the vanguard, to do something, get into somewhere, or rock a particular style, you let everyone around you know by shouting, "Early!" Cooler than "first!" which is for lame internet people.

*Kid from Harlem breaks down fence at Nas concert and is first of a mob of people top bust inside and see show for free before security come and start beating people down*

Kid from Harlem: Early!

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T: Yo, I hear the new G.I. Joe movie is going to be dope son.

H: Yeah, I already saw it on bootleg.

T: Word?

H: Early!

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Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

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The Leaf

Cannabis. A genus of flowering plants that are indigenous to Central Asia, and South Asia. Marijuana consists of the dried flowers of Cannabis plants selectively bred to produce high levels of THC. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced from the plant.

Metaphorical allusion to any form of marijuana, pot, weed, dope, smoke, etc.

Julian: What's your favorite drink?
Will: I like vodka, and beer, but i prefer the leaf.

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