Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.

Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.