Cuntalope

Adj. or Noun
(kah-unt-te-loo-ope)

- to describe a female's crotch area as being massive in size and texture.

Protruding, or containing vast amount of volume in that bean.

Most easiest to recognize and identify when subject is wearing stretchy/yoga pants.

it is similar to the term "Camel Toe" but is an advanced derivative of that adjective.
As it is when the bean levels up from over consumption and evolves to its final form.

aka, Fat poon pouch; a Beefy Cooter, or a mean musubi

Dude 1: Omg, Calvin! Look at that wild wahine over there by the bus stop.

Dude 2 (Calvin): Yups, I would eat that like an Ono's Seafood Poke bowl, Mhhmmm mmm bitch.

Dude 1: Why is her bean, like so round and bulbous ?

Dude 2: That my boy, is a stage 5 cuntalope, its soo ripe I can smell 'em from here.

Dude 3: " ho cuz, i like smell yo chooch" - from left field

Dude 2: I just got a mainland college doctorate degree in cuntology and my expert opinion recommends that this bitch needs a cunt punt to reverse the severe effects of cuntaloping.

Dude 13: I will volunteer my personal Hawaiian, Taiamani to inspect da deck and appraise the value of this female's choche.

Dude 2: I can already tell that it is seeping from the seams and that this issue needs me to further investigate first hand how big the circumference of the bean is.

Dude 3: It's possibly a guiness world record.

Girl 1: Wtf, omg, do i have one?

Boy 1: yes, you do

2 scoops

To describe someone as a faggot,

as in wrestling you are alllowed to scoop someone from behind.
The "2 scooper" enjoys this act and intentionally does it as his special move to diddle your jingleberrys.

also derived from being fruity as in 2 scoops of raisin bran

He actually isnt gay, but is just so gay that he is gayer than gays.

dude 1: you whats up with brian?
dude 2: dont mind him he is just busy scooping lil boys and his employers.

"yo why is 2 scoops, cleaning the store after he clocked out"

"Idk, man, he been scooping his whole life, i dont think he can change."

Why didnt brain get the job as a police officer?

oh, prob because of his 2 scooping nature, and he paid a hoe for his first time.

dang, that shit is deep like how far brians fingers gets inbetween his competitors buttcrack.

2👍 5👎