blink182

A fucking emo band. No punk rock here! Just listen to their lyrics.Pure emo. "OMG SHE LEFT ME I AM SO LONELY FUCK ME UP THE ASS PLEASE!" Fucking posers.

Blink182 are a bunch of emo coksucking posers.

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heavy metal

The music that everyone secretly loves, but most are too afraid to admit it.

Crazy, kickass guitars, insane drumming, and very diverse vocals, from clear singing to hellish growling.

Pure anger turned into pure extasy.

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tomboy

A girl who dresses and sometimes behaves the way boys are expected to, often into more masculine things like "stronger" sports, computers, or cars. Stereotypically wears jeans, baseball caps, and denim vests/jackets. Often brought up with a lot of brothers or a child of a single father.

Lina likes gun shooting and plays hard to get. She's such a tomboy!

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lyrical meltdown

In a band - writting whatever you want to write, no matter what style or how bad it is without fear of receiving non-constructive critisism from the rest of the band. That means that a death metal growler can write acoustic emo songs if he or she wants for the lenght of the meltdown. Done to allow some freedom to your band and boost creativity. The material can later be salvaged and molded to fit the band's overall style.

Through the meltdown, Joel didn't write anything but instead rode his guitar on his cock and videotaped it. Damn he's useless!

pop

A stupid kind of music that requires to talent. The "musitians" are usually skanks or brainless prettyboys.

Pop makes me want to slit my wrists

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slipknot

A crappy nu metal band who sing about how their dads touched their bumholes.

Slipknot teenyboper: OOH SLIPKNOT ARE BLACK METAL! WOO HOO!

Normal Person: FUCK YOU, BITCH! Go listen to some real black metal,Children Of Bodom!

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my ruin

A tallentless Nu Metal band, with a screechy female singer who tries to act rebelious and strong while still being a complete and utter pussy, delivering watered down rebelion to stupid wannabe goths who want to feel good about being ugly and fat.

Screw My Ruin, if you want to hear something with a chick growler, listen to Arch Enemy...

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