halo 2

those little chunks of cheese that show up when you dont mix your macaroni good

i dont like eating the halo 2s

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pussy raped

when a an ugly 40 year old dude lures a 16 year old away wit candy and rapes her pussy(clit(if u dont kno what a clit is im gonna cry))

i pussy raped someone yesterday

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hard candy

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

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dp

well it can mean double penetration, donkey punch or puncture, and hes the coldest character on aqua teen hunger force EVER
i mean the bulls the best

1. D to the P lets go i got the munchies
2. DP that dude totlly cut you off flip him some burnage big time, suck on that padre!
3. DP:uhh...oh man my probe, what happened to my probe?
Frilock:yea u stuck it in that laser, u thought it was a breast
DP:did i fill her up dude?
Frilock: IT WAS A LASER
DP: oh rite, rite

18👍 39👎

bowser

its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?

ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn

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quarters

1)a coin thats worth 25 cents but ppl steal them anyway
2) a coin that homeless ppl beg for

1)why rob quarters?
2) you dont earn no mother fuckin cent, so you better beg for the quarter

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vans

the most fucked up shoe a person can have
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds

i got my vans on and they look like sneakers

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