Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.

Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University