Farph

The release of a loud fart at the onset of sudden intense laughter.

Little Jimmy was so funny he made me Farph before he even started his stand-up routine!

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Rue

To regret, wishing a certain situation never happened, to remorse.

"You'll rue the day you ever messed with me!"

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Road-art

Roadkill that has been elaboratly spread across the road in a gruesome yet pleasing way. Roadkill in general. Pancakes.

We were taking I-91 when Bly pointed out a dead skunk. "Look! Road-art!"

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spaceturbation

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

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Erasist

Title for one who puts forth or supports any effort to erase "racism" by all races.

The multi-ethnic party was hosted by an Erasist for the purpose of furthering interracial tolerance and understanding

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Road-Black

A member of BLM blocking traffic while protesting.

There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.

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fanhole

Fanhole- A fan of any type of celebrity, who upon meeting their idol, acts like an asshole.

I love meet and greets with the fans, but the drunk guy drooling on me and crying was acting like a fanhole!

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