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The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.
That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.
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The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.
Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."
Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.
Be safe and always get consent.
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An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.
Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.
A phrase that typically follows the words "What ever happened to..."
What ever happened to Drew Barrymore?
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An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.
Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.
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One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
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