pre-loaf gas

Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.

This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!

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Steak tar tar

Going down on a women during her time of the month

"dude, my boyfriend had steak tar tar last night...he frickin loves it...I think he's part cannibal.."

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