butt fuck

Anal sex.

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white gold

Semen; cum.

Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.

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dirty

Racist term used to denote person of Hispanic origin who has emigrated to the United States illegally; a beaner.

I want to move to El Paso, but they've got too many dirties there.

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lemonade

Urine that is expelled during oral sex, from the recipients urethra into the mouth of or onto the face of the performer. May apply to persons of either gender.

I was eating my woman out the other night when she surprised me with some lemonade.

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hat

1. Jimmy hat.
2. The foreskin of an uncircumcised male.

I put on a hat before I had sex with her. Fortunately, she didn't mind that my gentleman wears his hat indoors.

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woman juice

Female ejaculant.

I love a chick who comes when I eat her out. I want them to shoot loads of woman juice.

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unit

1. The penis.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.

1. I have a really big unit. But you already knew that.
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?

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