joto

Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."

Ay, Pablo, you're such a joto!

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cream

As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.

I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.

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mosquito bites

Breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised area of skin after being bitten by a mosquito).

She's got a small rack, but you've got to admit, those are some cute mosquito bites.

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jack off

1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").

1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off

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mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

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bone

For a male, to have sexual intercourse. Similarly, for a female, "to be boned".

I boned that bitch so hard she was screaming my name all night long!

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66

Refers to homosexual anal sex. "66" is a graphical representation of two partners of the same sex (with a derivation similar to that of 69, only with equal digits). Usable as a verb or a descriptive noun. (Variations include "to go 66.") Also possibly 99.

Those gays were going 66.

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