lemonade

Urine that is expelled during oral sex, from the recipients urethra into the mouth of or onto the face of the performer. May apply to persons of either gender.

I was eating my woman out the other night when she surprised me with some lemonade.

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hat

1. Jimmy hat.
2. The foreskin of an uncircumcised male.

I put on a hat before I had sex with her. Fortunately, she didn't mind that my gentleman wears his hat indoors.

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manroot

The penis.

"Nothing feels better than sticking your manroot in another guy's ass," said your dad.

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yonic

Of or pertaining to the yoni; vaginal or sapphic in shape, texture, or color.

Those flower petals look very yonic.

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dil

Indian word for heart.

Don't ever break my dil, hot chocolate.

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poon

1. Literally, vagina (see poontang).
2. Figuratively, vagina; one who is week (see pussy).

1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long.
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!

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mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

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