Yellow flagged

Someone who is taken or dating someone.

Adomi: SO Tova... want to do something this week.
Eliana: She's yellow flagged!

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sweatpants relationship

A comfortable relationship. Usually not a healthy relationship.

Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.

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kiddush

1) A small party after Jewish prayers that includes saying a small prayer over wine (or grape juice).

Dani: Are you going to the kiddush after the bris?
Tova: No, I can't. I have to go to work.

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face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.

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hot hebrew honey

A very attractive (jewish) girl.

Also known as the triple h.

Aaron: Look at that triple h over there.
Dima: I should go hit on her.

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o-girl

Slightly more frum or observant then a MO - Girl.

Randy: Tova, you have my stamp of approvel as an O-girl.
Tova: Yay!

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spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

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