Lauren

The kind of woman who bakes your heart stop (not like a heart attack) and makes you catch your breath (not an asthma attack either). She is all kind of awesome.

Wow, Lauren made my heart stop. But I’m not dead.

Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!

Carissa

Not juicy, just sweet.

Carissa is a sweet woman

Cristian

A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.

Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.

Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.