freezza

free pizza found at any social event in the continental United States.

House: Hey Foreman, you wanna grab some freezza at the Asians Anonymous meeting down in Paresky?

Foreman: Aight fam, see you in a minute.

House: Phat, homie.

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starfisting

When engaging in coitus, an individual shoves one's hand up the vaginal canal while simultaneously opening their palm and spreading their fingers within the canal. Usually accompanied by the sudden declaration of "STARFIST!"Extremely painful to the vagina.

Jenny: "So what do you wanna do tonight?"

Forrest: "Well I don't kn--STARFIST!"

Jenny: "*&$*#($*%#*$#@#!#$(*%" "I didn't mean starfisting!"

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