amadeus

Possibly the greatest nightclub in the south east of england...established in rochester and is therefore hugely popular amongst complete mindless half-wits who like nothing more than getting trashed and starting on their mates. is also incredibly popular among absolutely stunning females...which is nice

"are yoooz lot gaahn daahn amadeus tanite?"
"nah caahnt be aaahsed innit"
"shall we just shoot up?"
"yeeeeah"

"Christ....look at the femoire in here!!!"

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femoire

collective term for beautiful women, often used by fat head.

wanna go up amadeus and see the femoire?

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urk!

The sound made by an individual when they hear something but cannot quite believe it to be true, due to its shocking nature. It is a designed to sound inquisitive..like "what?" but also shocked like "ahhh!"

Brownie - I just received a very deep papercut to the tip of my penis
Matt - URK?!?!?!

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