tagnuts

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

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tagnuts

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

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shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

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nutbrowner

Convict slang: Someone from Sydney NSW Australia. Refering to soiled skin and rancid stench.

I wouldn't do her with your dick mate, she's a nutbrowner

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

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calendar cat

A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"

Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.

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Wankenstein

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman

I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.

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