humonganoid

adj. Not only huge in size, but unproportionately big.
Common usage: Humonganoid eyes. This is because the term "big eyes" does not do justice to eyes that are so big they seem unproportionate to a person's face.

"And then the baby looked at me with her humonganoid eyes and there was nothing I could do but eat up her cheeks."

Periodusagitis

Inflammation of the overuse of the period.

"The American Media suffers from a clear case of Periodusageitis."

midolic

adj. neither here nor there, but in a bad way.

Midolic stems from the popular drug, Midol. While Midol can induce sleep upon ingestion, thereby making the recipient of the drug ineffectual, not taking Midol on certain days will render the pain-filled woman debiliated.

"If I go to class unprepared my teacher'll know I didn't read, but if I don't go to class, he'll KNOW I didn't prepare. Goodness, I'm in a midolic situation."

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ginore

v. to ignore, but in child talk.

"Mommy, the boys are being so mean to me--they're all ginoring me!"

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baby-itch

noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.

"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."

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meatist

One who discriminates against others who have meat on their bones.

"Timmy didn't go for Beyonce because he's a meatist."

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dox

short for Jewish Orthodox.

Damn, dox girls are hot!

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