Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

Jaffa

Northern Ireland slang for Protestant or Unionist. Comes from the Jaffa Cake, a sponge cake of chocolate and orange. The color orange is closely associated with Protestantism and Unionism in Northern Ireland

“Dave’s a good friend of mine even though he’s a posh Jaffa.”

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

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Tails

(verb) Having to play as Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, dispite the fact that Tails only follows Sonic's movement; giving the illusion of gameplay. It is usually a ditch effort on the behalf of fustrated elder siblings.

When I used to bug my older brother for the sega, he'd put on Sonic and tails me. It took around 3 years for me to figure it out; I'd even tails my own friends!

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