promposal

(n.) The act of contriving an elaborate plan to increase your chances of getting at prom, that may

1 end in utter, humilating failure, because high school relationships totally matter.

2 result in a pseudomarriage that comes with an order of epicburger with fries on the side.

1 Dude, Bob, your promposal sucked. "Mee ruv yoo rawwng time?" WTF Bob! She wasn't even Asian!

2 Jack's successful promposal to Jill was characterized by roses, baloons, making out, and youtube papparazzi.

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