guiheen

The sexiest surname about, it’s given to the greatest of people for example calum guiheen has a fat dick and a sexy body he is a pussy magnet and gets all the woman

Boy 1: yo who’s the new kid

Boy 2: that’s calum guiheen I heard he fucked mr Napier

Boy 1: isn’t he gay?
Boy 2:exactly

Mint

Mint is an Amazing person with one of the nicest personality if you ever meet someone named Mint you should be giving everything you have on you immediately and I know what you are all thinking “MINT IS A NAME??” YEP AND A DAMN GOOD ONE THIS PERSON MINT U BETTER DO WHAT SHE WANTS OR ELSE no but seriously she’s like a best friend to me

Person 1:yo what’s that heavenly glow coming from across the street??

Person 2:OMG ITS MINT QUICK GET YOUR MONEY AND STUFF OUT AND GIVR IT TO HER
Person 1:OK SURE