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Vehicular Manslaughter

The satisfying act of jaywalking, but in a car, across a crosswalk full of people. However, this only counts if there are casualties, so its good to have a strategy. Since this is solely for fun and such a positive experience, feel free to make it more fun, like with a blindfold!!

"Man I have depression, I feel like I hurt everyone around me. I want to do something productive."
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"

by Bruh In a Can February 17, 2022

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Tahiz

Will definitely commit various crimes for her friends (tax fraud, jaywalking, vehicular manslaughter). Probably already has done them too. Also definitely has abs and can beat up anyone she desires, but refuses that she can.

"Did you hear about the 32 bio teachers that were injured in the last week?"
"Oh, don't worry is just classic Tahiz."

by Bruh In a Can February 12, 2022