GIVL

Did you seriously misspell "fuck" that badly? Every single letter you typed was to the right, ya dumb cunt.

James: "Givl you Dave"
Dave: "Nice spelling, ya dumb cunt"

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Grate Sex

A blowjob which is performed with the use of teeth, mimicking the motion and effect of a cheesegrater.

Trav: "Yo Nicko, that girl I brought home from the bar gnawed at my dick like a beaver"
Nicko: "Ugh, talk about Grate Sex, am I right?"
Trav: "No doubt about it, I liked it though"
Nicko: "You're a sick fuck Travis"

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Tits out for Harambe

The act of a woman exposing her breasts as a sign of respect for our fallen hero, icon, and overall bad-ass nigga Harambe.

Jess: "I wish I had a dick to pull out for Harambe, I respect him so much".

Sarah: "Get ya tits out girl, it's what our Messiah Harambe would want"

Jess: "Tits out for Harambe!"

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Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.