milk-con

A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.

friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"

coffin dodger

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

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