Kuba

A very kind and warmhearted person. They do however, love to show others their monster cock to assert their dominance.

Kuba: Hey dude, what the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend!
*Proceeds to get penis out like a boss*
Person 1: ARGH!!!

Kuba: Get the fuck out of the way!

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Turbo Tiv

Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Turbo Tiv?
Person 2: Yes I saw him interpreting a dog.