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Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K
Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*
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Sonny's advantage in ugl is that he has the biggest dick and the biggest tiddies
Jess and Amelies tiddies: * Average*
Sonny's tiddies: *Hit floor*
Sonny, all in all, is quite the bitch. Lot's of insecurities, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and overall a fashion sense like Hellen Keller's wardrobe. He hides behind trends and things he thinks are cool in the pursuit of friends which, when he has them, doesn't believe they exist. Despite lots of efforts from people promising their love, he's so far up his own ass to realize people actually care about him. Lots of sarcasm, self hate, masturbation and other dumb jokes, overbearing tendencies and everything in between. Although he seems caring and kind, he will constantly doubt it until he believes it himself that he is worthless. Because he is. And also, the cherry on top: tiddies.
Anyone: "Ayyyyy Sonny!"
Sonny: "Welp. I think it's my time to go."
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Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*