Ossification

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.

Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

vanishing grades

When you slowly loose all you papers before the are due.

I have an F cause of vanishing grades