rasmus

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.

"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."

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insania

A cross between the words Insane and Mania. A word created by the great Peter Andre.

"I'm think I'm going Insania"

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air resistance

when an escping fart causes the penis to decelerate

yo fart ass just blew creme out

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o-<-<

this one's drunk, thas why he layin on the sidewalk

fuckin homeless 'people'

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cullud feller

thats wart we call dem neegros, yup, ah gorta go warsh my underwar now,

deej jew see thart cullud feller? he durn looked at that purdy wat gull

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injun potluck

everybody nabs someone elses dog, cooks it, and brings it to da potluck dinner

"where's woofie?"
"dunno, we gonna be late fo da potluck"

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<o> <o>

wooooooo! i'm watchin you

<-> <o> jus kiddn! foolio

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