IXL

Website designed in hell to get children to rip their hair out and destroy the funded computers schools have so they get more money. This website is a virtual penitentiary but for kids, and for the non-convicted. In some cases this can cause PTSD, suicidal thoughts and going to school under the influence.

“Why is little timmy hitting the school funded computers??? We gotta pay for that shi now!!!!!”
“Oh, it’s that IXL he has to do.”
“Oh, that explains why! He had to be hospitalized because he was diagnosed with depression, PTSD, mood swings, heart attacks, and a brain aneurysm because of it!”

Jack Doherty

Cocomelon for 5 year olds whose parents have left them.

“Do u watch jack doherty?”
“Yes”
“Ok then please get the fuck out of my sight cuz ur parents left u”